I’m boring , lazy and No good ! You should not date me !I’m a drive by spooner , I get in, get out and go out to my corner of the bed ASAP ! If you want something to hold on to all night I suggest investigating on a body pillow , maybe one that has a picture of my face on it.Depending on how much hotter you are than me / is how much I love you !I like my alone time what can easily read as:Leave me alone, I hate you !I’m no good, you don’t want to date me !However no one will love you the way Ido !
Me again… So I got this message:
‘is negging kinky sex? ;) sounds good to me lol’
Note: I’ve had to put up an anti-negging warning on my profile due to the high amount I was receiving. Then because many ‘hilarious’ users thought they’d try to use negging ironically in response to that, I had to also put a line about not trying to make post-negging happen (accompanied by an xkcd). Then, because guys started using ‘what’s negging’ as a chat up line, I had to add a line about looking up the term for yourself. I am not, after all, a google machine, and every time I have to explain it, when it would take the guy less time to look it up than ask me to explain it, I get angry.
Anyway, it seemed to do the trick for a while. Until this message.
Now I mostly want to throw up.
well better earn the 75% enemy !
so time to “spill” over your pics…and you can’t stop me LMFAO
With messages like this, I wish I was the sort of person who revealed usernames so that we as a society could block this sad specimen. Not because it’s offensive so much - more because he is so obviously trying to provoke that I think the best way to ruin his fun would be to make sure he just can’t message anyone.
Age estimate: 14.
EDIT: OK, I had to look at his profile. And then, when I did, I had to share it with you. According to that he is 39. 39, you guys.
I’ve got to say that for a free dating site I’m going to demand to the owner that you be paid for that profile. Yours is THE greatest profile EVER written in the HISTORY of online dating!
I swear I’m going to print it out and post it on my fridge for all my friends and neighbours to admire! Keep up the good work you adorable lil nerd! :yay:
I’m exhausted after reading that.
Anonymous asked: what is capacity for original thought
There are three possible reasons why you might be asking me this question.
1. I didn’t phrase the context-bearing statement very well.
2. You are inviting me to participate in a philosophical discussion about the concept of originality.
3. You are not very bright and/or trolling.
Which is it?
EDIT: The possibility that you might not be a native English speaker has also been brought up. I apologise if that is your reason for asking, but perhaps your English teacher might be better placed to explain than I am.
If your profile says something like this:
I am … NOT attracted to ‘coloured’ people, not physically (or mentally, I just dislike the stereotypical attitude that mostly dark skinned people keep up). Just not my preference, I prefer caucasian people.
Have a fucking word with yourself, yeah? And don’t message me. I am NOT attracted to racists, not physically (or mentally, I just dislike the stereotyping bullshit you keep spouting). Just not my preference: I prefer decent people. :)
FYI, if you then go on to call everyone who disagrees with you “retarded”, you are also an ableist.
Hope your well
You must be mistaken. I don’t have a well.
(Credit to reipan for the pun.)
Good afternoon - I an American and spend a good deal of time in London and Lille, France. I hoped to get a chance to chat with you as my Lady friend who lives near Lille, France and I are seeking a woman to share our bed upon occasion and I am curious if you may be open to such a discussion? I hope to hear back
As you’d expect: male, no profile image, aged over 40. Not sure why being American is supposed to be a draw - I’d roll my eyes just as hard at the same message from a Brit, Australian, or native of Betelgeuse.
And, as I’m sure I’ve mentioned on this here Tumblr before, my profile states - in no uncertain terms - that I am not on OK Cupid for the splendid threesomes. Hell, I’m not even on OK Cupid for dating. These days, I keep the account alive almost solely to entertain you, the readers.
The concept of using OK Cupid for group sex at all sort of baffles me, and you all know at this point how I feel about the messages that go straight to the sexual propositioning, do not pass Go, do not collect £200, so I’ll leave you with this: what the hell makes this guy think I’m going to go all the way to France to sit on his cock?